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Nobody can dispute the fact.>> That you're a rapist.>> That we need. Yeah?
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We love you.>> Thank you. Thank you.>> She fucking loves you. Don't worry about it. Thank you. Thank you. You got to feel sorry for him. They had a bad day yesterday so they're trying to make it up.
00:00:36
Give him a hand. Give him a hand, tell him bye. We wish you well.
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look, wait, wait, wait, wait. I called a friend of mine in Texas. He's a genius with one liners, and I said I gotta go to Michigan and Ohio. Give me a one liner I can say that captures the race.
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Didn't take a breath. He said,if you don't want somebody to drive the truck off the cliff, don't give them the keys.
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want you to give Hillary the keys. So we can drive the truck up the hill.