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I was leaving work at night, and I leave with this guy Rob, who is a fireman. And we just happen to walk out. And he said, I bet you somebody with these numbers as birthdays. And I went, yeah, I know, it's never going to be me. It's just a pipe dream that I've always had.
And he's reading these numbers. And I pull mine out and I go, hey, I have that number. I have that, I have that. And he goes, let me see that ticket. He goes, you just won. I go you're joking, come on, please. He says sign that ticket now.
My numbers were kind of basically random, lie maybe with our birthdays. Maybe one from here, one from there. I want to be just me, and just be alone, and just be able to be me. And figure out what I want to do. I had a pipe dream and my pipe dream has finally come true.
I wanted to retire in 12, and it came early. I've called, I haven't told them I will not be coming back.